TBOX #7 – The Triumphant Return (2002)
September 14, 2018
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The following is written in first person as narrated by TBOX Founder Christopher Festa.
In the Spring of ’02, I was still in exile in California, until a few fortuitous twists of fate not only brought me back to Chicago on May 8th of that year, but to a new home, house-sitting for my friend Craig in the heart of Wrigleyville, at Clark and Newport. Coming back to Chicago, I sincerely wondered if anyone would remember me or if I was too old to keep partying. But everywhere I went, people yelled “Hey, it’s the TBOX Guy! When is TBOX this year? I had a blast at TBOX! I met you at TBOX!” It was pretty cool.
Moving from 2,000 miles away from Wrigleyville to 20 feet from my doorstep, I was determined with a VENGEANCE to make TBOX7 the BIGGEST and BEST EVER, a blowout of epic proportions. And I might have kind of lost my job because of how much time I was spending on it…
With 10 people staying at my house, we all went out the night before, where I strenuously avoided doing shots, and managed to get in bed by 1am. A month earlier, thanks to my friends Amir and “Red-Haired” Michelle, we had decided to try this new thing… making badges for TBOX Participants… and in my living room, my friends and I used the hand-laminating machines to prepare over 1,500 badges, then hole-punch them, and cut pieces of yarn to put them around peoples’ necks! Thanks especially to my friend Kate who ran to Walgreens to buy more string in the middle of the day! This started a long-running trend of me putting all my friends to work 🙂
Once the badges were made, a question immediately came up… who should get Badge #1? Like NASA having to decide between Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin to be the first man on the moon, I made the call to reward my good friend, LA Michelle, with being the first woman to be number one at TBOX, and the first person ever with the Badge #1. Sadly, despite numerous pleadings, she has not been back to TBOX since, as of 2011. She told me she wanted to go out on top, and since you can’t be #1 twice, this may have been her last TBOX…
TBOX7 dawned to a crisp and sunny day. As we gathered the last of the badges and other preparations, we began two traditions that would last through TBOX11:
1) Anyone who wanted could meet at my house beforehand
2) Staging an Olympic-Style Tiki Torch Relay Ceremony starting on my front steps and going to Bar #1, marching down the middle of the street with the torches, singing the Olympic Theme.
This was also the first year I had met Fuji, and when we reached the historic accord in which he would have his Christmas pub crawl the first weekend in December, and mine on the second weekend… which is why it is always the Second Saturday in December to this day.
TBOX7 turned out MAGNIFICENT. Attendance topped 1,600, and it was the first year we had badges, frames, cereal shots and this other little idea… I had some extra Return Address Labels and said, “What if I print up some fun stickers to hand out?” And that’s how that started.
TBOX7 also had a starting time of NOON, which at the time seemed early, and also marked the first TBOX for some of the most long-time Royalty like Biggins, Fuji, Marina, Jodi, Joanna, Tracey, and Harold. But most important, this was the first TBOX where there was NO DOUBT that TBOX would go on every year, indefinitely, FOREVER!